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Subject: Breakthrough
A British company is developing computer chips that store music in
women's breast implants.
This is a major breakthrough, since women are always complaining
about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Gas Pains:
Choose your favorite caption:
1. Ya gotta HAND it to her...
2. More than a handful is a waste...
3. Feels a little nippy today...
4. For once on a blonde, the cans are real and the hands are fake...
5. Get a grip...
6. Its great to stay at the PALMS...
Those crazy European Commercials....
Check It Out! (May take a few minutes to
download).
Chaos insues during this WINE STOMPING on LIVE TV.
DO NOT click here if you do not like to see people in pain or really
bad ad-libbing morning show co-hosts!
It happens to all of us...
So I was driving into work on a cold morning, and this dick in a truck
pulls out in front of me......
A decorator with a sense of humor
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FLOOD SURVIVAL KIT
Mustard.............................................check
Cheetos.............................................check
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................check
Keystone Ice......................................check
Budweiser..........................................check
Red Dog.............................................check
Misc. other cans of alcohol..................check
Sheet of plywood or door to float your chick (and booze) on...check
Next time let's all try to be a little better prepared, shall we?
Now, check out the picture below to see if we have accounted for all of
the essentials.
Alert: Another public service announcement from your friends at Sailing
Anarchy.
Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay
cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug
called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form
and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to
persuade helpless male victims to go home with them. Women need only
persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask him home for
no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless.
After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women.
Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible
headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really
unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam
called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped
unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called
"marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is
administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or
some man you know, has fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the
predatory women who administer it. Rest assured: male support groups exist
in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your
encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded
guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under
"Golf Courses."
09/23/05
NUTTS!
(Requires Windows Media Player)
The Bush Response to Hurricane Katrina.
08/26/05 12 signs that you had too much to drink!!!!!!!!
NEW ONES:
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