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A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY.
Helen Radford-St John of Manchester set a record on Monday by becoming
the first person to cross the English Channel by floating motionless in the
water and allowing only the channel currents to carry her across.
This unique feat has only been previously attempted on three occasions, all
ending in failure. After her crossing, which took 2 days, 17 hours, and 43
minutes to accomplish, Miss Radford-St John said "I never doubted for a moment
that I would make it. I want to thank everyone who believed in me. It really is
a dream come true for me." The accompanying file photo shows one of the training
regiments Miss Radford-St John endured while preparing for her record feat.
18 and Over Warning!
Click here for the photo!
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How come they can't solve murders in Lake County?
The DNA's all the same and there ain't no dental records!
What brand of dog
biscuits do hot-looking moms buy?
MILF Bone!
What's the most dangerous summer concert tour?
Lolla-FALLUJAH!
How many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Wanna ride bikes?
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During what type of
natural disaster do the highest number of guys get laid?
A WHORE-nado!
What reefer-smoking country legend is always putting people in wrestling
holds?
Willie HALF NELSON!
What legendary singer loved his crystal meth?
CRANK Sinatra!
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What "Star Wars"
character liked taking women from behind?
--KOBE -Won Kenobi!
What "Star Wars" character performs pap smears?
--OB-GYN Kenobi!
What "Star Wars" character is the most popular with the ladies?
--Obi DON JUAN Kenobi!
What acting sisters are always stoned?
--Mary-JANE and HASH-LEY Olsen!
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What did the lady on the
beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my sun. (rim shot!)
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A bus stops and two
Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time".
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives!!!"
"Hey coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
How do they know when
it's bed time at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand!
Thanks to Tina-Sebastopol
Why did Michael Jackson go to the Betty Ford Clinic?
To get over his 14 year-old crack problem!
What does Michael Jackson like about having sex with 29 year olds?
There are twenty of them!
Thanks to Nick - Rohnert Park
What is the opposite of
Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken!
Q: What are a redneck's
famous last words?
A: "Hey, y'all... Watch this!"
A man sat in his
attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the
terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
A woman walked into the
kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing," she asked?
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" she asks.
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied.
"How can you tell their sex?" she asked.
"Well, " he said, "3 were on the beer can and 2 were on the phone."
What do you call a dog
with no legs?
I don't care what you call him, he ain't comin!!
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