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Four men went golfing one
day. Once on the course, three of them headed to
the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking, bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a builder and he is so
successful that he gave a friend a brand new house for free."
The second man said, "My son is a car salesman and owns a huge dealership.
He's so successful that he gave a friend a brand new BMW with all the extras."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a
stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock
portfolio worth $100,000."
It was at this point that the fourth man joined them on the tee.
The first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours
doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar."
The three friends looked down at the grass and smirked.
The fourth man carried on, "Admittedly I'm not totally thrilled about the
dancing job, but he must be doing pretty good. His last three boyfriends
gave him a house, a brand new BMW and a stock portfolio worth $100,000.
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Saddam Hussein's son
comes home from shopping with everything in a cardboard box.
Saddam askes his son, "Why have you brought the shopping home in a cardboard
box?"
To which his son replies, "Because there is no Baghdad."
A lady walks into the
dentist's office, takes off her underwear,
sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open.
"You have made a mistake!" said the shocked dentist,
"The gynecologist's office is on the next floor."
The lady says, "No mistake, you installed my husband's denture's last week,
now you will be getting them out."
Why didn't Barbie ever
get pregnant?
- Because Ken came in a different box!
What do you call a Jamacian
Proctologist?
- Pokemon!
What do you call a cow with an abortion?
- Decaffinated!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
- Lean Beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
- Ground Beef!
What do you call a butcher who falls into the meat grinder?
- Chuck!
Sometimes you will cry
and no one will see your tears
Sometimes you will laugh
and no one will see you smile
Sometimes you will fear
and no one will see you shudder
Sometimes you will lie
and no one will catch you up
Sometimes you will fall
and no one will see you struggle
Sometimes you will be late
and no one will notice
BUT FART JUST ONCE....
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