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The
Blazy Show's JOKE OFF!!!
Here are some you may have missed... |
A cowboy walks up to the
bar,
orders a beer, sees a horse at the end of the bar
with a fish bowl about half full of 20's sitting by the horse.
He asks the barkeep, "What's with the horse?"
The barkeep says, "Make the horse laugh and you get all the 20's."
"Can I whisper in his ear?" the cowboy asks.
"I guess."
He goes to the horse and whispers in his ear and the horse starts to laugh.
The next day he walks in again,
same story but this time the fish bowl has 50's and he has to make the horse
cry.
He asks if he can take it in the back room.
"Ok, just no hitting the horse." says the barkeep.
He walks the horse into the back room,
a few minutes later he walks him back out with tears rolling down his face.
The barkeep protests, "This time you've got to tell me how you did it."
"Ok, the first time I whispered in the horse's ear
and told him my dick was longer than his,
This time I took him in the back room and showed him!"
What do you call a hooker
with a runny nose?
- Full
COLLEGE JOKES
What does the average Mississippi State player get on his SAT's?
- Drool.
What do you get when you
put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
- A full set of teeth.
How do you get a L.S.U.
cheerleader into your dorm room?
- Grease her hips and push like hell.
How do you get a South
Carolina graduate off your porch?
- Pay him for the pizza.
Why do the Auburn
cheerleaders wear bibs?
- To keep tobacco juice off their uniforms.
Why do they no longer serve
ice at Georgia football games?
- The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
Why did Tennessee choose
orange as their team color?
- You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up
trash the rest of the week.
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