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Girl says to her
boyfriend,
"I read a study that says that 90% of all men
masterbate in the shower every morning
and the other 10% sing."
Boyfriend goes, "Really?"
And she says,
"Yeah. You know what song they sing?"
He says, "No"
She goes, "I didn't think so."
Old man goes to the
doctor
Doctor says,
"I've got some bad news.
You've got cancer and alzhemers."
And the old guy says,
"Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
Two old ladies are on a
front porch swing
Just swinging back and forth
Just taking in the day.
One old lady says to the other,
"Do you remember the minuet?"
The other old lady says,
"Hell, I don't even remember the men I've screwed!"
A doctor says to his
patient,
"I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news."
And the guy says,
"Well, I'd rather hear the good news first."
And then the doctor says,
"Alright, the good news is
that your penis is soon going to be two inches longer and an inch wider."
And the guy goes,
"Man that's great! What's the bad news?"
Doctor says,
"It's malignent."
What's a redneck fortune
cookie?
- A piece of cornbread with a foodstamp baked inside.
What does Snoop Dogg use
to do his laundry?
- Bleeoch
An old man goes to the
doctor for his annual check up.
The doctor says,
"Listen, for some tests
I'm gonna need a sample of your stool, blood, and urine."
And the old guy goes,
"Will my underwear do?"
A man finds out he has only
five days to live,
And decides to have one last night out with the guys.
He takes his son to a strip club
And after all his friends have arrived
He makes the announcment,
"Gentlemen, I've got some bad news.
I'm dying of AIDS,
This is the last time that I'll ever see you guys."
Well, once they get over their initial shock
His buddies start making toasts
And buying him lap dances.
Everybody's having a good time!
But his son goes up to him and says,
"Hey Dad, why did you tell everyone
You're dying of AIDS?
You've got cancer."
And his father says,
"Shhh, I don't want them banging your mother when I'm gone."
Hey did you hear that the
Wal-Mart's and K-Mart's in Iraq have changed their names?
- Yeah, now they're Target's!
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