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The
Blazy Show's JOKE OFF!!!
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What does a 75 year-old
woman have between her breasts that a 25 year-old doesn't?
Her Navel!
How do you get a dog to
stop humping your leg?
Pick him up and blow him!
Cowboy comes riding
into town, ties his horse in front of the saloon.
He goes inside and orders a beer. He leans on the bar, looks around,
and sees a shiny new Colt 45 in a black holster behind a fifth of
whiskey.
He asks the bartender "What's with the gun?"
Bartender tells him its a
contest he could win. "All you gotta do is drink all the whiskey,
then go out back and pull a sore tooth out of the alligator's mouth.
Then, go down the hall. There's a room with a lady who's never had an
orgasm. Give 'er one and the gun is yours."
The cowboy drinks a few beers to work up his nerve, tells the bartender
he'll give it a try.
So he drinks the whiskey, staggers out back. Splashing, snapping,
screaming, snarling is heard for about half an hour.
Then the cowboy staggers back inside, and with a sloppy drunk voice he
asks, "Now where's the chick with the toothache?"
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What is the only type of
bee that produces milk?
A Boo-bee!
What is the only type of tea worth nibbling on?
A Tit-tea!
What kind of pole hardens when cold?
A nip-pole!
A sorority girl and her boyfriend are having hot sex when she stops and asks "Can we put it in the other hole? I think I'd really like that!"
Her boyfriend says "Are you crazy? You might get pregnant that way!"
A doctor is caught having sex with one of his patients
and within minutes the whole hospital is talking about it.
Later that day he's cornered by an administrator who asks:
"Hey, rumor has it you had sex with a patient, I demand an explanation."
"Look," says the doctor,
"I'm single, I'm not the first doctor to screw one of his patients, and it won't be the last, so what's the big deal?"
And the administrator says:
"But Sam, you're a veterinarian!"
A drunken Irishman is driving recklessly through
Dublin and an alert cop pulls him over.
Cop says: "Where have you been?"
The guy says: "To the pub"
Cop says: "Well you know, a few intersections back your wife fell out of
the car"
And the drunk guy says: "Oh thank heavens, for a minute there I thought I've gone deaf"
A guy is driving through New Mexico
when he sees a Native American thumbing for a ride.
He pulls over, the Indian gets in his car,
after a bit of small talk the Indian notices a brown bag in the front seat.
"What's in the bag?" He asks
"It's a bottle of wine, I got it for my wife." Says the driver
Indian says: "Humm, good trade."
A chicken and an egg are
lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet,
rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess that answers THAT question!"
Three cowboys are
sitting around a campfire.
The youngest cowboy says,
"Last week, a bull gored 10 men on the range,
but I stepped in and wrested it to the ground with nothin' but my bare
hands."
Not wanting to be outdone, the second cowboy says,
"That's nothin'. Two days ago, I was attcked by a 10-foot rattler,
but I caught it mid-strike and ripped its head off with my teeth."
The oldest cowboy, just sat there quietly, slowly stirring the fire
coals with his penis.
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